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I spilled a cup of water on my social wor-kaah, but most of it went all over his mana-gaah.

He was going to tell me what happened, but you know what the first thing he says is, ‘well I’m not saying anything till you’ve made me a cup of coffee’.

NOT SAYING ANYTHING TILL YOU’VE MADE ME A CUP OF COFFEE

I couldn’t believe it.

MAKE IT YERSELF THIS IS MY MEETING AND YOU CAN’T ORDER ME ABOUT LIKE A FUCKING SERVANT

Then he sort of smiles and says he was only winding me up, but a coffee would be nice. I say this is my meeting and you’re here to tell me what happened, not sit and drink coffee.

That’s when I spilled a cup of water on my social wor-kaah, but most of it went all over his mana-gaah.

I have heard that in Sri Lanka the new president, who just a few months ago was widely criticised for being young and inexperienced, is proving his worth. He has installed his two brothers in the ministries, which some would label as nepotism, but you have to have people you can trust. The war is over. Gone are the charges of genocide. Sri Lanka is now a peaceful nation. And already you can see the change. He is bringing in Chinese money to repair the roads, upgrade the ports, and fix infrastructure that has not been touched in decades. The country is opening up. People from the south are flooding the north. Tourists are coming. They want to see this beautiful land that has been closed for twenty-five years. People are saying it is a good thing. This is what I have heard.